Heavy Rain PS3 Review

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Innovation is fine if it is an improvement over and above an existing technology. But Heavy Rain would have benefited from some conventional game mechanics, that work. The proprietary control scheme feels wonky. Instead of button presses to make moves or a dedicated action button, you’ll have to screw around with the control sticks flipping them uselessly when you could be accomplishing what you need to do more efficiently.
Heavy Rain is a dramatic and morose ode to fatherhood. Perhaps the intent was to involve the sought after demographic with a story that relates to male experience. You’ll play schizophrenically as four different characters throughout this weird offering. You begin as a hen-pecked husband who manages only to make his woman miserable. Who is this ‘game’ meant for? Aging divorced males who want to have a good cry over their lost family life? The subject matter itself is indeed heavy. This software, that I hesitate to call a game, truly bridges the gap between an interactive visual novel and something… else. It is no fun so I can’t exactly define it as a game, maybe it’s a dramatic experience. You may in fact want to dramatically rip your hair out from playing it.
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This morning Gamasutra is reporting that there is  a widespread PlayStation 3 outage. Users have been experiencing  a bug that began last night.  This morning Sony has responded saying that the problem has been located  in the system’s clock functionality,  affecting all models other than the newer slim PS3. The  consoles nick named the ”fat” 60 and 80 GB are unable to connect to the PlayStation  Network. There are also reports of some  offline games  having issues due to trophy  functionality being down. This does not bode well for troubled Sony who has been trying to figure out how to convert the lack luster network to paid subscriptions. While the question remains “For what” since the PSN has been trailing far behind the XBL’s thriving, lucrative social network.

Heavy Rain seems to be one of the games having problems due to the bug. Which just figures, because I have the review half done and the the game is sitting  in the 80G fat… Read more

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I have been using these two Apps for monitoring seismic activity since January 12.  3D Sun gives the solar weather and it’s a Free App. It is this distant influx of particles that have electromagnetic effects on our planet and our weather. The month of February according to 3D Sun has had sunspots everyday. They also mention that NOAA forecasters are expecting a 20% increase of polar geomagnetic activity from today until Monday. Geomagnetic storms are one of the theories of earthquake prediction. As an amateur it seems pretty convincing to me.

Quake Watch is a 99 cent App that allows you to enter your location with GPS and also add other locations so that you can monitor quakes. There have been small quakes going on in Hati, Southern California, Baja, Mexico and off the shore of South America that I have noticed pretty much constantly since I started checking it last month. These two Apps along with Iris and the USGS Volcano Hazards page bookmarked on your iPod touch or iPhone will help you track extreme weather.

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Ellen Degeneres read my Tweet about Sake on the Ellen App! Go inside the Ellen App on your iPhone or iTouch. In the video titled “The votes are in day 16 or day 2″ Mary brings my Tweet to Ellen’s attention and they read it out. Or look at it online at the Ellen Show archives. See what she says! I recently downloaded the Free Ellen App from the App store and I have been enjoying Ellen’s Tweets and other little clips on there. The App is updated so that when I have insomnia here on the East Coast, there is something new on there to look at. I responded to to a Tweet that the Ellen show put out there about Ellen’s sugar cleanse. She and her assistant were talking about going off the wagon on Valentines. Ellen had Wine, and Sake was mentioned. As far as I know Sake doesn’t have sugar.
Ever since the age of sobriety at twenty – one I became aware that I could not enjoy alcohol the same way other people do. One or two sips of anything fermented and I come down in true geek fashion with something akin to Bell’s palsy. I have been told that it is a “sugar problem” without much more explanation. Wine has been especially near death deadly for me. I’m 48 and I’ve never been drunk!
Eventually I discovered that I could drink a little bit of Sake. Since it is served in thimble – like cups I could manage the equivalent of a shot of the brew. Sake is made from rice. No sugar is added and the amount of natural sugar in rice is next to nothing. The making of Sake is a sacred process handed down among family members. The water used in making Sake is also considered to be sacred and pure.
According to Wikipedia Wine an 8 ounce glass of red wine contains about a gram of sugar, or up to 3 carbs. (About a half full glass of Wine has a Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz), Carbohydrates 2.6 g, Sugars 0.6 g, Alcohol 10.6 g, 100 g wine is approximately 100 ml (3.4 fl oz.), Sugar and alcohol content can vary Source: USDA Nutrient database.)
Results I found online were confusing. Sake may have no sugar, but more carbs? Sake apparently is free from sulfites. It is also reputedly free of hangover-causing congeners. Premium sake is usually  without additives and preservatives. According to Caloriecounter.net  the same  100g of Sake  or 3.5oz has  a Carbohydrate content of  5 (grams per 100g) and the Sugar content of 0 (grams per 100g). Types of Wine and Sake vary so much that it really depends on the individual variables. Either way both beat sodas in terms of how little sugar they have. I’m sure no expert. I give the Ellen App 10 bottles of Snow Maiden out of 10.
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Feb

13

Top Five Free Valentines Game Apps

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Number 1 Wa Kingyo Lite
Number 2 Cupid At Work
Number 3 Valentines Chocolate Match Lite
Number 4 Valentines Day Game
Number 5 Shopping Crazy in Love
To start with almost unanimously the free Valentines Apps that I tested had major flaws. Except for Wa Kingyo. They are all clearly rush jobs, that tend to crash or freeze, so beware. The worst of those were Valentines Sex Game and Valentines Dice. Many of them are just baloney entirely and are advertising not really a game.
Wa Kingyo Lite is a pleasant relaxation App. It features a customizable Koi pond. You stock it with pretty fish and feed them cherry blossoms, chrysanthemums or Japanese maple leaves. The background sounds bloop and splash in a soothing poetic somnolence. You can also play tracks from your iTunes while you watch the fish and the water sounds blend right into your music. It’s a lovely little gift for a dollar if you like the free one.
Number 2 is Cupid at work. This little gem is a first person shooter – well you shoot Cupids arrows and try to match up couple. It works pretty well. There are various drops and in the free version you try to finish each mission with only five arrows to spend.
Number 3 Valentines Chocolate match is a perfect remedy for all the over marketing of chocolate right now. My teeth hurt from watching TV. If I open my email there are more dancing chocolates, and Aphrodite help me if I open the grocery flyer. It is a simple match 3 game. As you progress in levels the puzzles become slightly more difficult. This bon – bon match game and a chocolate candle will do the trick for a low cal holiday and it’s free. Read more
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Feb

12

Chronicles of Mystery Tree of Life PC Review

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Chronicles of Mystery Tree of Life is a new puzzle game featuring a female avatar from Polish developers City Interactive. This title is especially ok for teens and has a bit of a mystery twist to it to appeal to the Twilight set. This game is a nice job. The details make it a well done finished product.  It occurs to me I’ve seen several good puzzle point and click adventures from European developers in the last year they seem to have a lock on that. It certainly isn’t a dead genre. I still enjoy games like this because they require so much less effort than a full out RPG. The feel is similar. It makes this suitable for casual gamers across a spectrum of audiences. The crisp graphics and broad color pallate are very up to date and will look great on even a slightly older machine. There are  varied interesting puzzles. Read more
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Feb

11

Bioshock 2 PS3 Review

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Breathe, remember to breathe I keep telling myself. The game that invented  it’s own genre three years ago has returned for another edition. It’s a sequel which is more like an expansion pack than a different volume. More IP’s should follow suit. Somehow in an effort to do the “same, same” and pump out reiterations of the same tired franchises the sequels of games never measured up before. The PS3 has been around for long enough, that we’ve seen two other decent sequels, Uncharted 2 and Assasins Creed 2. Bioshock 2 has achieved a good balance between original material and the improvements. If claustrophobic environments and undersea frolicking aren’t your thing then you won’t like BS2. If you were one of many who enjoyed the first Bioshock, then this second offering was built for you. And who didn’t love such a graphically stunning and intellectually stimulating game? Well, me for one. But I still gave it a good score.
Bioshock 2 is just too good at what it does. If it wasn’t so damn convincing I wouldn’t be holding my breath. I wouldn’t be having panic attacks of drowning in my living room would I? I’ve learned something  from this game, about myself as a gamer. Games are getting so good and so realistic that you can almost barf from playing them. It all depends on what your creep-out level is. Sure I can play Silent Hill or Fatal Frame because the supernatural is my natural playground. But BS2 takes me way, way too far out of my comfort zone. I don’t enjoy close-up first person views of drilling into flaling zombies splattering blood all over. It’s all too gritty, too gross, and too anxiety producing. And that’s the strength of this game. Bioshock is a game that is just  too frickin’ convincing. If you loved the engaging world of Rapture the first time around then you should just go buy this one. Read more
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Feb

4

Geeky Tools for Monitoring Quakes

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Following the loss of my brother and personal guru in a hiking accident on January 12, I was left with a feeling of having many unanswered questions about what had happened. Being a self proclaimed geek mourning a self proclaimed nerd, I’ve turned to various resources in technology to comfort myself. That small comfort being found in the familiarity of doing research. Finding some slim answers, and yet more questions. Since Frank passed (presumably) on the same day as the Hati quakes happened, I wanted to see if what ever plate movement that was rocking Hati had slammed into any of the California faults. Sure enough a Quake search of the Southern California Earth Quake Data Center showed 50 events took place that day ranging beween 1 and 4.7 magnitude all around the area. Looking at that and the records provided in real time by the Iris seismic monitor  I was led to think that there would be more quakes coming. It seemed that horizontal plates which resedmble the shape of the slashed smiley face of the Joker were bumping into the faults south and west of California. I predicted that we would see more quakes not only in Hati, but also in Mexico, the Florida keys and So Cal. I  don’t like my predictions to come true. Today a quake of 6 magnitude occured off the California coast. With the solar flare cycle intensifying, and global warming melting the ice caps, there is more water weight and pressure on the earth’s crust than ever. With the coming full moon we are certain to feel the earth move.These are some resources for monitoring the seizmic activity. They all work fine on the iPod Touch as well. The Iris seizmic monitor made a very sharp looking icon on the Homescreen.
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Feb

4

Top 5 Apps for the Insomniac

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Number 1 Ambiance
Number 2 eSleep
Number 3 Naturespace
Number 4 Sleepmaker Streams
Number 5 Sleepmaker Wildlife
Each of these Top Five Apps for the Insomniac have Lite or free version available. There are a surprising number of Apps that can be found in the App store when searching for “sleep” or “relax”. There are many short programs which offer the sounds of nature, new age music, noise, and binaural tones. These sleep Apps promise more than just to get you back to sleep after you have woken up at 3AM. Some of them will even stimulate your brain waves. They say that they can promote deeper sleep states, better relaxation and hence a better next day. Read more
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Feb

1

Way of the Samurai III PS3 Review

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Way of the Samurai III turned out to be a dissappointment. The first problem was the interface was severely outdated. There wasn’t character generation to speak of. No female avatars were offered either. I’ve played other games and seen Asian martial arts films that had female samurai, it isn’t unusual so they should have included some. The menus for the inventory and map are clunky to use. Cutscenes are unremarkable. There were several times when the characters were saying “What should we do?” An early sign of how completely uninteresting this game turned out to be.  Dialog boxes are a weird beige color with white writing that you can’t see. There will be many points deducted for terrible and broken controls. Much of the engine is outdated, the mechanics are rougher than a PS2 game. Nostaligia for old games like Tenchu is wasted on this mud. Read more
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